10.29.00




What are you going to be for Halloween? Remember to check for razors and drugs and stuff in your candy. Buddy system is required.

Umm. Ahem. So yeah, here's an update, kiddies. This time around, we are pleased to announce the arrival of a new 'Army soldier, Chuck. He is only 15, but don't be fooled by this minor statistic; he writes better than you. Or something.

Argh. Just check it out, smart shorts.

Have you all been working on your CONTEST.01 entries? We sure hope so. So far we have received a few really funny photos. Keep em coming, people.

PS: Vote Nader. Make the 'Army proud.

- Ben